Let’s start here. The twelve days of Christmas are actually after the holiday.And my dad, being the great guy he is, and the fire department's battalion chief, signs up one of his rebellious firefighters for a retreat because of his bad behavior.The guy is a total grouch.But when the grumpy silver fox misses the bus for the adult redemption camp, Dad sticks him with me for twelve days.Alone.So, on the dozen days some mysterious true love—which I have yet to experience—should be bringing me gifts...