"Melanie McGuire was indicted for murdering her husband, after he washed ashore, in parts, on the Virginia coast, neatly packed into three trunks of his own monogrammed luggage." How this event can be spit-out-your-coffee funny is the subject of Are You Going To Eat That?, a book of fifty-eight hilarious stories. Short, irreverent, preposterous'like Danny DeVito, if he were an essay. Says Jeff Koterba, editorial cartoonist for the World-Herald: "I don't know if David Sedaris blogs, but if he doe...