If Janet Chow hadn't been such a jerk to everyone at Sewanhaka High, they might have voted her Most Likely to Succeed. Twenty-plus years later, life hasn't turned out how Janet expected. She's rudderless, her career in journalism crashed, burned, and buried. How did it come to this? But then one day, Janet recognizes her mortal enemy from high school-Pam Kowolski! Somehow, Pam's become America's manic pixie sweetheart, an online psychic predicting the end of the world. Pam's rich, hawt, and famo...