You want to know about Rhoden Richards, do you?Well, he's a d*ck. A big d*ck. He also has a...well, you know.Plus, he's the star quarterback for the Arcata Adders, the pro football team that my father owns. At least he is for now. That showboater's threatening to blow the season for all of us with his outrageous behavior—both on and off the field. The women, the parties, ugh. Total a-hole.Who am I, you ask? My name is Della Garland—body blogger, big girl, and the (reluctant) fiancee of th...